Mattie is a girl. Girls have boobs.

Mattie lives in Detroit.

It is winter.

Mattie is a girl who has boobs who lives Detroit, where it is cold in the winter.

Ergo, Mattie needs boob warmers. Not just any boob warmers, USB boob warmers.

Your chilly woman will love you forever.

[via Gadgettes]

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