This job sounds just too good to be true, but apparently you can get paid to drive an ancient automobile, scare the shit out of train passengers, and essentially tell people to  “git off mah lawn!”

“We need someone to be the new Wolfman,” said Carol Govoni, who is organizing a Wolfman job fair on Saturday. “On the exterior, he must be rather unkempt and scruffy, but most important, he has to connect with kids.”

Boing Boing has video of what the position entails. This appeals greatly to the hermit-in-training in me. I’ve already got the smelly and grumpy thing down pat!

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